mar 03

Satellite pictures taken from space are very telling. We see them often on the Central Command television reports and on news Web sites. Space Imaging is one company that takes satellite pictures from around the world. Its site has posted some photos of Baghdad and more that you will find here: http://www.spaceimaging.com/gallery/default.htm

The Application Accelerator is a program that Intel says will speed transmission of data from peripherals, such as the hard drive, to the microprocessor. It is a free download. In addition to making things run faster, Intel says the accelerator will make the computer boot faster. It also sets the transfer of data from peripherals at the highest possible rate. Intel says the changes
are automatic, requiring no human intervention. You can download the software at: http://www.intel.com/support/chipsets/iaa/

The College of Piping Celtic Festival
Description: The College of Piping and Celtic Performing Arts of Canada is pleased to present a summer long Celtic Festival. The Summerside Highland Gathering kicks off the season on the last full weekend in June and the Celtic Concert Series runs through July and August. with Come to the Ceilidh evening concerts on a nightly basis and daytime Mini-concerts and Tours Monday through Friday. If you are traveling as a group, you may be able to enjoy a custom performance and tour or take part in our educational programming - any time of year.
Date: June 27, 2003 - September 20, 2003
City: Summerside Prince Edward Island

Summerside Highland Gathering
Description: Celtic entertainment with concerts, Ceilidhs, fiddling, & children's activities. Daily & eekend passes available. The entire weekend is a great big Ceilidh - relax in the entertainment tent where you can sit in the shade and enjoy the musical talents of East-coast favourites. Pipers, dancers, large men in kilts tossing heavy objects over, under, and around and all the time hearing the sound of bagpipes. This is a little of what you will encounter when you walk onto the Summerside Highland Games field. The Games are a celebration of the Highland arts of piping, dancing, drumming, and all things Scottish. The piping part of the day begins early with the solo competitions in the morning. In addition to the competitions are concerts, a children's area, entertainment, and a beer tent.
Date: June 27, 2003 - June 29, 2003
City: Summerside
Prov: Prince Edward Island

Come to the Ceilidh
Description: A finale to the College of Piping Concert Series held each year in the luxurious venue, Confederation Centre of the Arts. The College of Piping faculty and students take the stage for a memorable evening of traditional music, song, and dance. The College of Piping Pipe Band, The College of Piping Dance Company, fiddlers, and singers will delight the audience with their traditional and contemporary medleys and choreographies.
Date: September 20, 2003
City: Confederation Centre of the Arts, Charlottetown
Prov: Prince Edward Island

Lex Pate ~ Events Coordinator
The College of Piping and Celtic Performing Arts of Canada
619 Water St E ~ Summerside, PEI, C1N 4H8
p 902-436-5377 f 902-436-4930 1-877-BAG-PIPE
collegeofpiping.

Serendipity Bed & Breakfast & Coach House Cottage Come & experience Island hospitality in our renovated Victorian home. Our central location in a rural village is close to all Island attractions. Private bathrooms. The Coach House is wheelchair accessible. 03/25/03

Seacoast Escapes Seacoast Escapes is a travel, tour and event planning business based in Nova Scotia, Canada that plans vacations and travel packages for individuals, couples, and families visiting Nova Scotia. We provide a variety of services including itinerary planning, tours, as well as vacation packages that include accommodation, restaurant, theatre, music events and attractions, for people visiting Maritime Canada. Seacoast Escapes specializes in custom travel planning where we tailor the getaway to meet your needs and desires. Nova Scotia festivals, honeymoon, Nova Scotia music, nature and soft adventure are just some of our themed vacation or weekend getaway package specialties. Some of our services include:

Grampa71 Photos Have been retired for the past 9 +years and my main hobby now is taking photographs and placing them on my computer. I have approx. 1100 hundred on slide film taken over 24 years ago and now placing them on my digital camera from the slide projector 03/25/03

Great Thinkers of Our Time?

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember
what they are." -- Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
-- Former Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." -- Former French President Charles De Gaulle
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
-- A congressional candidate in Texas
"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame." -- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on the complex social issues behind the Los Angeles Riots
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
-- John Wayne
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
"Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind." -- General William Westmoreland
"It's like changing the rules in the middle of the stream." -- Rev. Jesse Jackson
"I don't know of anyone who wants this to be over more than me, except maybe everyone else in America." -- President William Jefferson Clinton
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." -- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet."
-- Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle

Gray Rapids home to some of the best outdoor vacation packages available anywhere in Canada. With the world class salmon fishing that the Miramichi and Restigouch rivers have become famous for, the opportunities for trout and bass fishing, the salt water fishing charters on the Bay of Fundy and Bay of Chaleur, some of the best hunting anywhere, endless miles of canoeing expeditions, whale watching tours, warm salt water beaches, and great Canada Select Outfitters and Accommodations with many packages to choose from - why not make New Brunswick your next Vacation Destination 03/23/03

Lewisporte Yacht Club, INC.P.O. Box 1388 Lewisporte,Newfoundland, Canada A0G 3A0 03/23/03

Stages and Stores is an arts & crafts enterprise established to bring to the world the best Newfoundland & Labrador handcrafted arts & crafts. We host a first class retail E-Commerce web site and provide a North American wide wholesale capability to retail shop owners and galleries. 03/23/03

Mediajamtv.com. We are a youth run media organization dedicated to providing Canadian youth with an active media voice and a community of peers. Currently we work in video and web.03/23/03

Town of Buchans is situated approximately 72 kilometers off the Trans Canada Highway from Badger, into the interior of the province. The population hovers round the one thousand people count, with many of those being retired and elderly.03/23/03

For Information & Reservations, contact:****(POP UPS)
Joseph & Mary McIntyre:
Escuminac Beach & Family Park
301 Escuminac Pt Road,
Baie-Ste-Anne, N.B., Canada
E9A 1V8
Tel:(winter) 506-228-3843 * Tel: (year round) 506-228-4532
Fax: 506-228-3794

April 19 (Welcome Spring)
Come have some fun with us and kick up your heels.

May 10 (Hello Summer)
Join us for the fun right on the water.

June 21 (Lobster Festival Concert)
After the festivities, Kick up your claws at another real maritime tradition.

July 12 (The Hot Summer is here)
Come Celebrate the freedom and fun of summer .

Aug.9 (Summer on the Seacoast)
Feeling the heat, cool off on Petpeswick Inlet.

Sept. 27 (Celtic Colours Warm up)
On your way to Cape Breton for Celtic Colours, we're right on the way.

Oct. 18 (Celtic Colours Cool Down)
Haven't had enough of Celtic Colours, we're on the same route home from Cape Breton.

Nov. 15 (Seaside Celtic Christmas Concert)
Enjoy Christmas and Celtic music at this concert to get you in the Christmas spirit.

A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight. The woman across from him seems to not notice.
The waitress comes over and says, "Excuse me, Ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman says, "No he didn't, he just walked in the door."

Malagash Heron Shoal Cottage acre ocean front property on the north coast of Nova Scotia. The location on the Malagash Peninsula is a "Scenic Diversion" of the Sunrise Trail half-way between the towns of Pugwash and Tatamagouche, 45 minutes from Truro and only 2 hours from

Beans; Handmade Creations is essentially a conception of one jewelry designer. Pierrette d'Entremont's unique and custom pieces make use of graceful simplicity to bold and funky styles that are beautiful, and easy to wear. Pierrette's work results in jewelry that is skillfully crafted with creative and modern appeal. The outcome is beautiful creations that are fitting for casual to exceptional events and occasions. 03/12/03

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
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" I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra
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" An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny Youngman
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." Stephen Wright
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" Brian O'Rourke
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B. C.!!!
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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! Dave Howell
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{AND FINALLY} BEER Helping White Guys Dance Since 1869

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Black Keep online store is scheduled to open during 2003. Based in eastern Canada. Deliveries will be made to Canadian and US addresses only. All prices will be in Canadian funds 03/08/03

Safety Insurance Hartland, New Brunswick, we serve both Personal and Commercial clients in the Atlantic Provinces. Founded by Stephen Palmer in 1974, The Safety Group has expanded to a firm with over 6,000 clients. (home, auto, cottage, or personal watercraft) 03/08/03

Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the department manager.
Upon completion of the test, the manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the American the job."
Murphy asked, "And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct. This being Ireland, and me being Irish, I should get the job!"
The manager said, "We have made our decision, not on the correct answers, but rather on the question that you missed."
Murphy asked, "And how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
The manager replied, "Simple. The America put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'"

The Dartmouth Low Self-Esteem Therapy Group meets here at the Salvation Army Hall next Tuesday at 3.00 P.M. Remember that please use the back entrance.

A lady came home to find her beloved parrot on its back, motionless. She quickly took it to the vet. The vet looked at the bird and pronounced it dead. The lady begged the vet to do something. So he went into his back room and brought out a Labrador Retriever. The dog smelled the parrot and sat down at the vet's feet. "The dog says the parrot is dead," the vet said. The lady begged some more, so the vet brought out a cat. The cat sniffed the parrot and walked away. "The cat says the parrot is dead," the vet said. The lady gave in and asked how much she owed. The vet said $225. The lady complained that seemed awfully high to be told her parrot was dead. The vet agreed and said
that telling her the parrot was dead was $25. "But," he said, "the Lab Report and Cat Scan are $100 apiece."

A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

Team2Succeed Work from home with an International marketing team. Let your computer do the running so you can do the work at home with less time, energy, and no commuting. If you are looking for secondary or primary household income, flexible hours, and a uncapped opportunity 03/01/03

Seafarers' Internet Cafe If you're visiting St. Andrews N.B. and you want to check your e-mail you can do so at Charlotte County's first internet cafe - Seafarers' Internet Cafe. Visitors and residents of the town of St. Andrews can keep in touch with family, friends, or the office in the cafe with our high speed internet access, faxing, printing, and scanning. While you are using these services enjoy our selection of coffee, tea, soft drinks, and snacks. 03/01/03