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01/30/03
The Ministry of Transport Safety Board recently divulged that
they had for the last five years covertly funded a project with Ford &
Chrysler auto makers whereby Ford & Chrysler installed black boxes in four
wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the
circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 9 of the 10 provinces that the last words of
drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!" .....
Only the province of Newfoundland was it different, where over 89.3% of the
final words were: "Hold me beer and watch 'dis."
01/29/03
01/25/03
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take
a well behaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager of the
club was a little leery of this. When the Recreational Director said: "If I
prove to you how well behaved they are, will you let them in?" The General
Director agreed.
The group of inmates came in and sat down. The Recreational Director shouted:
"Stand up, nuts!" Everyone stood up.
"Sit down, nuts!" Everyone sat down.
"Look behind you, nuts!" Everyone turned around.
Pleased with that, the General Manager let them in. About the third inning or
so, he heard a tremendous commotion! People were running helter skelter. He
asked what happened and was told that someone had called out:
"Peanuts!"
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer
on a bike.
The officer says, "Pull over," and the driver pulls over to the side
of the road.
He says, "I'm sorry, officer, was I speeding?"
The police officer says, "No, mate, but your wife fell out of the car a
mile back."
The man replies, "Oh, that explains it. I thought I was going deaf!"
01/23/03
Sent in by Carolyn Novak "awesome Earth pic"
01/21/03
Thunder Cove Cedar Shanty Beautiful cottage in P.E.I for rent
01/20/03
"You seem to have more than the average share of
intelligence for a man of your background," said a lawyer to a witness on
the stand.
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment." replied the
witness.
01/18/03
01/17/03
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the
middle of a wasteland. Parliament determined, "someone may steal from it at
night." So they created a night watchman position and
hired a person for the job. Then Parliament wondered, "How does the
watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning
department and hired two people, one person
to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.
Then Parliament said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the
tasks correctly?" So they
created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies
and one to write the reports.
Then Parliament asked, "How are these people going to get paid?" So
they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then
hired two people.
Then Parliament said, "Who will be accountable for all of these
people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people,
an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal
Secretary.
Then Parliament said, "We have had this command in operation for one year
and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." So they laid
off the night watchman.
01/15/03
VIA Rail The Atlantic provinces boast some of the most beautiful scenery in eastern North America, including the spectacular Cape Breton Highlands, the magnificent sand dunes and beaches on Prince Edward Island, the cliffs and fjords of Newfoundland's Gros Morne National Park and the 01/15/02
Career Beacon Best employment site we've found for some time. Seems up to date etc 01/15/03
01/14/03
East Coast Music Online Resource for the Canadian East Coast Music Scene. News, reviews and links to music industry related websites. If you have a website or news that should be listed.01/14/03
Miramichi, The Mighty Great Miramichi site, includes everything about a great area 01/14/03
Atlantic 10 Conference Basketball, football, hockey, lacrosse, University Sports 01/14/03
Music Related Classifieds For sales, singers wanted, etc ( nice read ) 01/14/03
THE TOP 8 MORONS OF 2002
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked
intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps
it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who
had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters,
officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line,
shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."
3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him
to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper
proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
4. THE GETAWAY!
A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the
cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk
and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and
grabbed him.
5. DID I SAY THAT???
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't
control himself during a line up. When detectives asked each man in the line up
to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man
shouted, "that's not what I said!"
6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first
child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is
her husband!"
7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!
In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a
Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to
simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellllllooooooo!)
8. THE GRAND FINALE
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of
Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No
matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft. boat going.
It was very sluggish in almost every manoeuvre, no matter how much power
was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they puttered to a
nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough
topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran
fine, the out drive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and
pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He
came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE ...
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!
01/13/03
If you want a real-time readout on your current Internet
connection, check with the measuring services on the Web. Here are two places to
run tests for free:
Bandwidth Place, http://bandwidthplace.com/speedtest/
Broadband Reports http://www.dslreports.com/stest
01/11/03
Advanced Search Option Added
Sorry for update delay, just back from The Rolling Stones in Montreal
http://www.pquinn.com/fries/ Ding fries are done parody
01/07/03
atlanticjobs.com: the Atlantic area Jobs & Employment Find great the Atlantic area job opportunities at: Find more Jobs in Canada at canjobs.com! Browse Latest Jobs in the Atlantic area Or search below...Cape Breton, Atlantic Canada's Masterpiece - accommodations, points of interest, outdoor adventure, restaurants, sample itineraries and festival listings.
Best Western Atlantic Canada - includes hotel, motel, and inn locations in Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Newfoundland, and Prince Edward Island (PEI).
Atlantic A.I. Services - contains articles and links on horse breeding. Also offers equine reproduction services including phantom training of stallions, semen collection, and custom freezing.
Guitar Chords This is a simple True Type font, which means it works on most word-processing and graphics programs on either Microsoft Windows or Macintosh operating systems. Simply type a chord's letter, choose the chord set from your font menu, and the appropriate fingering pattern is displayed 01/07/03
Labour of Love Doula Services Labour of Love Doula Services outlines the services offered to an expecting mother by a doula. This site answers frequently asked questions, such as what is a doula and what does she do, as well as addressing the father's role in the labour. Labour of Love operates in Nova Scotia, Canada. Doula services include comfort measures during labour, childbirth photos, written birth story, and much more! 01/07/03
My Visit to The Maritimes New Brunswick and Nova Scotia through the eyes of an outsider.01/07/03
Cool Dennys Teller of Tales Nova Scotia history is a saga of romance. Perhaps nowhere in Canada can we find an abundance of material for the Teller of Tales.01/07/03
The Lilith Gallery of Toronto Political activist and internationally renown artist Charles Moffat.01/07/03
Canada hotel reservations - SecuredTravel.com Allows travellers to directly secure hotel reservations, vacation properties, car rentals and airline tickets directly to carriers and hotel properties throughout all of Canada.01/07/03
The All Canadian Web Site Club Surf-Canada.Com - A place where Canadians can post their personal or professional web sites for others to see. Plus free e-mail, classifieds, personals, jokes, forums, contests and much, much more.01/07/03
AccessEngine Search, Rate, and Map access info by/for people with disabilites. All about access: free services include the main AccessEngine, Forum, Chat (3D and Text-Only), News, Links, and more. Coming soon to global markets via PCS, PDA, GPS, and DVD! 01/07/03
Made In Canada Community and information about Canada and her history. Canadian Clipart greeting cards and links to Canadian Resources01/07/03
Aloha Tall Ships This site has some great picture of Tall Ships & Canadian links & Jukebox.01/07/03
Maritime Momma's Parentsplace Homepage Maritime Momma's Parentsplace Homepage- a bit about me, the Atlantic Canada board at Parentsplace and the Maritimes in general. I am a community leader for Parentsplace and iVillage and host the Atlantic Canada message board. Come check it out! 01/07/03
Atlantic Canada's Who's Who A Who's Who for the Atlantic Canada Board at Parentsplace & iVillage. We are a group of mothers from Atlantic Canada who meet online to chat and share parenting tips. Stop by for a visit and a cup of tea! 01/07/03
Photo Newfoundland - drive through tour directions Newfoundland outdoor photography - directions, accomodatins, tips, photo gallery and everything else you need to achieve more during limited vacation time.01/07/03
01/06/03
Have visited the site. Could you please change our link. You
will find us in
the accomodation section "Grande Digue, Shediac Bay"
Please change the link to: http://www.cottagelink.com/cottlink/newbrunswick/nb10036.html
Thank you, Eileen Lemoine Site Update
Atlantic Canada Information Dec 2002 What's New Page