Welcome to our What's New Section for Feb 2003

We will attempt to add new items daily. Some pictures may be of adult nature. Click Pics for Full Size.

02/26/03

My Father's House B&B Murray Harbour P.E.I.

Centennial Cottages Brackley Beach P.E.I.

USB Toy Store Shopping our Electronics Catalog? USB Toy Store sells only top quality external USB CD and DVD players & recorders USB Floppy drives and USB computer accessories 02/24/03

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?
A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!

Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their  wives. Henry started by saying, "I think my wife is fooling around on me. I went home the other day and found a hammer and a saw under our bed. I think she is cheatin' on me with a carpenter!"
 Tom answered, "Ya, I think my wife is not faithful either. The other day I went home and found a pipe wrench and some pipes under my bed. I think she is cheatin' on me with a plumber!"
Otis then joins in and says, "Well, if you think that's bad,  I've got one for ya. I went home yesterday and found a cowboy under my bed. I think my Lina is cheatin' on me with a horse!"

Cool Illusions

02/22/03

The Maritimes News, Sports etc Very Good Site

Canuck Sites Classifieds 

02/20/03 Update

Badger Nfld flood pictures. Thanks to John Crane

Revealing Scientific Study

A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds
attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and  masculine features.
 
If she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his arse while he's on fire.

Further studies are expected.

02/20/03

The Prior/Scott Project Mount Pearl Nfld Hi, Check out our web site, it has mp3's of our original music, photo's and bio. let me know what you think of our music. If you would like a free poster, or buy a copy of our CD just give us an email. This is a great site! Allison 02/20/03

Headline in today's newspaper:

 "Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

02/18/03

Airport Security Alert :::::

I normally don't pass these warnings around so please take note!

This is a true story: the warning is both serious and very reliable. Yesterday, a friend was traveling on a flight from Toronto to Calgary. A man of Arabic appearance got off the plane and my friend noticed that he had left his bag behind. She grabbed the heavy bag and ran after him, caught up with him in the terminal, and handed him back his bag. He was
extremely grateful and reached into his bag, which appeared to contain large bundles of money.

He looked around to make sure nobody was looking and whispered "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to... with a word of advice for you:

"Stay away from Oshawa, Ontario. You got it? Please stay away from Oshawa, no matter what."

My friend was genuinely terrified. "Is there going to be a terrorist attack in Oshawa? she asked him.

No," he whispered back. "It's a shithole."

Did you like the last quiz? Try this one >>>>>> (hit red arrows)

02/14/03

Nova Scotia Tours & Travel Kiwi Kaboodle is a tour, travel and event planning company based in Nova Scotia.  We offer a wide range of services to help you in planning and booking your trip to Nova Scotia -- whether you are an individual travelling on your own, a couple wanting a romantic getaway----02/14/03

Eel Bay ( South Shore) Bay Bluff Cottage Rental

02/13/03

02/11/03

Philip Macaulay, BBA, realtor^{® Halifax}

02/08/03

AD-AWARE IS BACK IN VERSION 6.0!

Down load this NOW! I'm careful and just scanned a week ago. Used this today------92 found in system!!!! It's free!!!!!
Spyware (also known as adware) programs take up residence on your computer, usually when you download shareware or freeware. They report
back to an advertising company on the Internet, which then tailors ads to your surfing habits. The worst of them run pop-ups on your computer. 
Ad-aware, the excellent program that finds and deletes spyware, is out with a new version. The free program is make by Lavasoft:      http://www.lavasoftusa.com

02/07/03

TLC Limousine Services provides the highest quality transportation in the Halifax Regional Municipality. Whether it is a wedding, anniversary, corporate events, prom or sight seeing, you customize the schedule to suit your needs. Our pre-arranged transportation services include our late model Lincoln super-stretch limousine.

Stone Gallery where we offer uncompromised quality, selection and price. We have sourced from many geographical regions an incredible range of colors in natural stone, which we know you will find exceptional. Stone Gallery offers you elegance, and beauty, in natural stone patios and paving.02/07/03

02/04/03

P.E.I.Info.com Great local Information Prince Edward Island 02/04/03

Kings County Gen Website Kings County Nova Scotia 02/04/03

02/03/03

Smitty left Newfoundland and moved to Toronto and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The following day, the farmer drove up and said, "I'm sorry, but I have some bad news... the donkey died last night."
"Well, den" said Smitty, "Jus' give my money back, eh."
"I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already."
"OK, den. Jus'unload dat donkey."
"What are you gonna do with him?"
"I'm gon-to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Newfie!"
"Well dats where your wrong. You wait you an' you learn how smart we  Newfie's are!
A month later the farmer ran into the Newfie and asked, "What happened  with  that dead donkey?"
"I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made $998."
"Didn't anyone complain?"  "Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

So you want to be a recording star! You'll need a computer, a microphone, guitar or whatever and two programs free to evaluate

First get the recorder (easy to use and many tracks) >> 

Now to burn to CD to send to friends or producers you'll need to convert from wav to mp3, get it here>>

02/01/03

St Mary's University Webcam Halifax

Grafton Street Dinner Theatre Halifax
Halifax Feast Dinner Theatre Halifax
Neptune Theatre Halifax
NS Museum of Natural History Halifax
Art Gallery of Nova Scotia Halifax

The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten:
10.Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
9 Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs... 

Richard& Boyce Hardwood Flooring Get in on our hardwood flooring SPECIALS ! ?We offer a wide selection of services to beautify your home or business.  Seniors Special: free carpet removal Service, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and P.E.I. 01/31/03